Dear New Lynn Haven Friends,
While I love this first picture because we look like a right-proper American family, but….
I have to admit that this one is probably closer to our day-to-day reality. I hope you’ve got nothing against face-eating goats in Western Florida!
Or maybe this one is a little more family revealing.
Or maybe our version of a playpen can tell you something about us…
And maybe “best” of all….Be warned never to invite me to a tacky Christmas sweater party. You have no idea how creepy…uh, I mean, seriously I take these matters.