Conversations with My Wife: Don’t Nobody Want No Rice for their Birthday

ME: Tuesday is Bubby’s birthday. That’s just so amazing.

WIFE: Yeah, for his birthday, I was thinking I’d make chicken and rice.

ME: What the?

WIFE: Huh?

ME: Don’t nobody want no rice for their birthday.

WIFE: Well, what would you suggest?

ME: Yellow cake with chocolate frosting, chocolate chip cookies, brownies.

WIFE: What do you think about Mexican rice?